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Jason Straub (Rhythm Guitar/Vocals)
"It used to be, that you and me, would play for all the loneliness, that nobody notices now..."
-Dave Matthews, #41
Jason Straub was born on November 7th, 1982, to the ruler of Asia. His every whim was indulged until the age of five at which point his father died, and he took over ruling Asia. His extravagent taste for the finest pizzas ever, and the high cost of delivery of the aforementioned pizzas, caused his empire to go bankrupt. He was forced to retreat in exile. WIth only his guitar, his camel, and one last slice of pizza, he set off into the desert. He learned of the teachings of Jesus through the mouth of a blind llama. Intrigued, he followed the llama into the desert to find his savior. Unfortuantely, the llama neglected to mention that Jesus had long since ascended to heaven. Jason became dispirited, and wandered alone in the desert for twelve years, before Mike found him. Before he was found however, he saw a vision of Dave Matthews, who told him to never give up on his dream of meeting Jesus, then called him "fatty" and dispeared. Jason hasn't actually seen Jesus in the flesh, though Mike looks an awful lot like Jesus, so that's good enough for now.
As it says above I'm Jason and I play guitar and sing. I've been playing guitar for about two years now. It's all about the fun. Our music is just about having a good time and hopefully that's the feeling we give to you. My part is just the easy part though all I do is write the rhythm and the words and everyone else does the work. I imagine I'm kinda the spokesperson for the band so any questions feel free to e-mail me.
Equipment:
Taylor 710-CE
Takamine G-Series
Takamine 12-String
Jay Turner Semi-Hollow Electric
Digitech Multi-Effects Pedal
Crate Amplifier
Fender Passport P.A.
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Chris Snyder (Drums)
Michael Denz (Cello)
Michael Denz was born in Auburn, Alabama October 6th, 1982. He was abandoned to live with wolves. He roamed the prarie of Alabama, eating raw moose with his pack, and enjoying the freedom of life. Then he captured and brought back to his family. He was forced to live in a crawl space, and rats were his only friends, but he was forced to eat them. His life with wolves demanded physical activity, so he took up martial arts at the age of five, and now holds a second degree balck belt in Tang Soo Do. He also began playing the cello at about age eight, and music and martial arts became two of the biggest things in his life, even to this day. Unfortunately, he was torn apart by wild animals, and his friends Jason and Chris reconstructed him with leftovers from the German World War II V2 rocket project. Now he is held together by spit, wishes, his Love for music, martial arts, and his Wolf and his NachtEngel, and Duct Tape, lots of Duct Tape....
We'd Love to Hear From You!
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